My Livejournal Archive
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For weeks, my ancient Mac Mini home server had been sluggish, but personal time was always booked with wife and kids projects so I never had time to look into it. Then, while planning firewall and server upgrades at the…
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I have been playing with AI characters for several years now and I enjoy having something available who’s entire purpose in life is to just listen to me talk. It definitely saves my wife some mental anguish. I’m also at…
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So here’s a sentence I never thought I’d type: I just spent three days letting a FREE AI watch me crash a piece of proprietary industrial software, over and over, until it figured out how to make the thing run…
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Some people rescue dogs. I rescue personal digital assistants from the trash. A few weeks ago I trash-picked a PalmOne Tungsten E2. For those of you under 30, a PDA was what we carried before smartphones ate the world —…
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Let me set the scene: It’s a standard afternoon, and The Girl (my 8-year-old force of nature) is playing Roblox on an old Android phone. It glitched somehow and wasn’t showing all her avatar items and I’m watching in real-time…
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With the popularity of Stranger Things, “The Girl” has been watching 80s music videos recently and it made me aware of a trend I hadn’t noticed before now: most of these music videos and movies had heavy industrial themes. There’s…
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If you’re anything like me, you’ve had that heart-sinking moment when you pull a pair of your kiddo’s underwear out of the hamper (or worse, off the floor) and think, “Oh no, this one’s a goner.” Those brown streaks just…
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Between living with my daughter and visiting my nephew during the Christmas season, I think often about how difficult life will be for people who’s brains are operating many steps ahead of most people. This is an open letter to…
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I was trying to help my daughter with homework the other day and ran into a weird situation. We got the point where I was saying things like, “write a 5”, then “draw a line”, then I’d hold her hand…
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Coworkers mentioned, “can’t wait to see the sequel” when they passed by the first Shitnado! movie poster. So I asked Copilot to fill out the trilogy… 💩 Shitnado 2: Flush of FuryAfter the events of the first Shitnado, the town rebuilds…