2007: Year in Review

For those who don’t remember last year’s review: Jump 1)Was 2007 a good year for you? Absolutely! Starting a wonderful, rewarding relationship; graduating; shooting things; getting a job and apartment… Current Mood: accomplished
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Crazy Nintendo Support Call: Smack Wiimote to Fix It

Nintendo Help Desk: “Okay – I want you to take the remote, button side down and smack it into the palm of your hand two or three times.” Russ: “You’ve got to be kidding” Nintendo Help Desk: “No sir, do it hard enough that I can hear it across the…
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How many five year olds could I take in a fight?

You could take 15 five year olds in a fight.
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Benazir Bhutto Died 1 hour ago!

I’m very disapointed with American media. Benazir Bhutto, the former prime minister of Pakistan and one of the few pro-democracy politicians in that country, has just died in a suicide bombing assassination. What do the headlines say right now? “Hillary pauses to remember Bhutto;” “Obama’s reaction to Bhutto’s death;” “Reactions…
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What is Christmas?

Meh; it's just the 25th of December to me.
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Another Laugh-Out-Loud MSN Article

Friendquest A term used by lonely Second Lifers and other social networkers who roam around online in search of friends. Remember when people would just walk down the street to a bar? Used in a sentence: “No, Mr. Hansen, you have it all wrong. I didn’t come here looking for…
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Giant Rats and Pigmy Possums

Article Here: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22290101/?GT1=10645
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Monkeys take over India in Terrorist plot

Monkeys have taken a liking to the main government buildings in Delhi, where on most days large troops of them can be seen scaling fences and roofs, sitting provocatively on top of signs reading “Government of India.” Several recently broke into the Defense Department, fleeing with confidential documents, which were…
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Call me the “18th-of-a-Million Dollar Man”

I failed the math and mind parts, but my hearing and nerves are flawless! See What You’re Made Of – Visit The Official Site [Editor’s Note from 2022:] This is another piece of media that’s hidden now behind ancient Flash technology. I can’t immediately tell what “percent bionic” my test…
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More Exploitation of The ‘Third World’?

She now has 45 surrogate mothers on her books, mostly impoverished women from nearby villages. Twenty-seven of them are currently pregnant, and each will be paid between $5000 and $7000 — the equivalent to upwards of 10 years’ salary for rural Indians. My fear is that rich foreign women are…
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