My Livejournal Archive
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So my sweet, aging baby, the S-10 Pickup Truck, refused to start on saturday. Unfortunately, I’d made it to the wal-mart parking lot and just hoped that i’d be able to get it started again. I didn’t. So, stuck at…
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I had a toner cartridge explode today. All over this pant leg, my shoes, and in the corner of the copy room. The response from one of the office managers: “You’ve been initiated! Now go home and change.” And going…
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Every night, as I lay down to sleep, I give a prayer of thanks. Thanks for the beauty that I see in my day and the innumerable events that I surely take for granted. Ending every prayer is the phrase,…
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I’m having these weird heart palpitations and I haven’t increased my coffee consumption or anything. In total today, I’ve had about half a glass, but my heart has just started racing. In similar news, I think I’m going to finally…
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The Billy Goat Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer (DBSD) Horny. Stubborn. Kinda cute. Slightly immature. And often found on rough terrain. You are The Billy Goat. You’re lusty, but typically monogamous, and all in all you’re a pretty good boyfriend. In…
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I think that one of a guy’s many responsibilities to his girlfriend is to bring her much happiness and joy. I tried many many times to do this, but i never felt i quite got it right. Everytime i looked…
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[Editor’s Note: Sadly this Yahoo Avatar must have disappeared around 2013 and I have no recollection of what it looked like.] Current Music: WION – i1430
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Your Livejournal zombie attack. LiveJournal Username The name of your zombie infested home town. Your zombie killing weapon of choice. How much do zombies scare you? More than death itself.ZOMBIES!?! HOLY FREAKING CRAP!They freak me out a bit.Well… They’re a…
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Val was right when she told me that I should learn to enjoy the only time in my life that I’ve lived alone. I’ve found that I really enjoy having three rooms that are, more or less, entirely controlled by…