My Livejournal Archive
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Guys, I’m not actually going to drop my baby off on a doorstep. As my wife can attest, I frequently use a rhetorical device called “hyperbole” to communicate my feelings. The more outrageous the claim, the less seriously it should…
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Is it too late to drop the baby at a church for some family that can love her better? Feel like I’m #ParentingFail all evening. Current Mood: exasperated
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Wife posted an update to Facebook that our daughter is doing great! She drank a full ounce on her own today so she’s checking off the boxes to be released from the NICU!!!
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The boy helping me build out a new server. Current Mood: proud
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Robin posted this on Facebook today to celebrate Ethan getting out of the PICU: Thank you everyone for the good thoughts and prayers for Ethan! Thank you mom, Claudia Bishop-Clark and dad, Rick Clark for coming up here to be…
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Whoa! Shit just got real with the new girlfriend…
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“Hangover Marcus” is unimpressed with your shenanigans. Current Location: Barceló Maya Grand Resort
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WTF is going on in Wheatland Township, Hillsdale County, Michigan? I understand we’ve had some folks move in from the city (where these things make more sense), and everyone thinks they know what’s best for their neighbors, but some of…
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Big News! I caught a garter at a wedding reception. That is all.
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Current Location: Hillsdale Roller Rink