I’ve been working with images and attaching a lot of files to e-mails today. As per business standard, I add a line with something to the effect of “You will find the file attached to this e-mail.” I don’t kow if I’ve got too big a buzz from the coffee or what, but this latest one, I started typing, “I have enclosed a jewel that helps protect you. -Princess Toadstool”
I haven’t played Super Mario 3 in a while… I think I need to hook up the oldskool nintendo. I’m obviously having withdrawls.

Haha! That’s awesome!
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Haha, no. I noticed when I got to “a jewel”. I was like, “Wtf am I typing?”