+ power rangers/ninja turtles: ninja turtles
+ boxers/briefs: boxers (unless i need the support)
+ elmo/grover: can i have a red grover?
+ Rosie O’Donnel/Caroline Rhea: euww, Neither
+ Who Wants To Be A Millionare/The Weakest Link: Millionare
+ Men/Women: Women
+ Sunglasses/Hats: Sunglasses
+ punk/emo: Is happy a choice?
+ 2%/Skim: How about Whole?
+ Spanish/French: What about japaneese!? (Who comes up with these choices!?)
+ White meat/Red meat: white
+ AIM/MSN: MSN
+ Kazaa/Imesh: BitTorrent
+ 50 Cent/Eminem: Eminem
+ BMX/Skateboarding: Extreme Walking
+ South Park/Simpsons: south park
+ chap stick/lip balm: chap stick
+ Past/Present: Present (mostly)
+ Bugs Bunny/Mickey Mouse: Bugs Bunny
+ DVD/VHS: DVD
How many times a day do you…
* play that song: Whenever I need to hear it.
* eat: 2 (or 1)
* get online(& How long): Once per day for about 4 hours
* Write: when i’m inspired
* Talk to someone: as little as possible
* Shower: once, after work
* Jump around in circles: rarely
* Use the phone: (see how often I “Talk to someone”)
* Lose something: at least once per day
* Shave (and what part): every couple days I shave my face
* want to kill yourself: only like once a month and never seriously
* want to beat up a rent a cop: I long to be the rent-a-cop… (they must get all the chicks)
Favorites…
– Film Genre(s): Depends on my mood, either Action/Adventure or Romantic Comedy
– Item on your keychain: red lanyard and jumpdisk
– Computer/Video Game: Sims 2, Chrono Cross (even though i’m not playing it, i’m still obsessed)
– Person (People): Jon, for his uniqueness
– Way to eat coconut: I’ve never eaten a coconut
– Relative: Uncle Bill (Ex-101st Airborne, Firefighter, Father)
– Font: Garamond
– Method of torture: teasing torture
– Electronics Brand: LG and Logitech
– Color for sheets: (copying Courtney’s answer because it rocked) anything, as long as it’s satin i mean …
– Away message: “A/V Guy AWAY! …work…”
– Reason to miss school: tired/just dont feel like it
– Phrase/Quote: “If you give in to fear, you will always have regrets.” -Bob Lenz
– Way to relax: shower, laying in the grass, ‘workout’
– Assassination: …what a morbid question to ask… I’ll have to think on this one.
– Number system: Hindu-Arabic numeral system
^ What superpower would you have: flight
^ What historical figure would you fight: Lincoln (i’ll bet he was a badass)
^ What mythological being would you be: a Greek Titan
^ What commercial would you get rid of: ask me later
^ What new holiday would you create: I dont know
If you had _____ you would…
% Ten Million Dollars: pay for school and a better car. Then probably by a house of my own and set up a few sizable bank accounts to set on it.
% A hammer: find nails.
% Two toothpicks: throw them away
% A celebrity slave: ignore them
% A pet monkey: create a sitcom with said monkey as main character
% An airplane: fly
% A movie theater: show private screenings
% Four dancing clowns: ignore them
% A Mafia: hmmm… so many things to do.
% A magical stick: Become William
% Marlon Brando: …ignore him.
% Three flashlights and some cheese: catch some mice.
% No power: relax…
% To write a book: start and finish the Will and Jasmine story i’ve been going on about.
% A jungle: find a monkey for a sitcom
% A time machine: visit my future self (more for the sake of my future self being able to reminise)
% One Dollar: get a soda
% Lost the internet: go to Jims
% Killed someone: panic, deny, then say a prayer
% No life: …
% To live with someone you hate: try to ignore, then move.
% An obsession with cleaning your ears: have very clean ears.
Have you ever wished…
! That you were someone else: yes, for the chance to gain new experiences
! To be stuck on an island by yourself: no
! For penguins to invade your city: not until now!
! That the animals in the zoo would be free: no
! That you were in Austrailia: yes
! That you invented something no one needed: no
! To speak every language: yes
! For that one person to shut their trap: yes
! To get rid of pop-ups forever: meh
! That you didn’t know anything: yes, let the drooling commence!
! To star in a sitcom: Yes!
! For Batman or Superman to save your life: meh
! That you could do the polka: euww, no
! To beat an orange to a pulp: yes
! That you could play an instrument (which one): yes (drums or bass)
Random Questions. Or the Final stretch…
$ Who is Tony Clifton: huh?
$ Do you watch Animal Planet regularly: no
$ When was the last time you smelled your socks: today
$ What day do you wish it was: July 18th
$ Which Jackie Chan movie would you be in: meh
$ If there was a man standing on your toilet, what would you say: “Excuse me, but its my turn to shit.”
$ What question would you add to this survey:
$ How many dimes in $23.65: 236.5
$ When will you grow up: its like a year off
$ How much would it cost for a new haircut: 10 bucks, that’s why i’m growing it out
$ When was your last haircut: May
$ Are you always this bored: not usually
$ What are your thoughts on crying: tears help heal the invisible wounds
$ The perfect vacation would be: Anywhere I can visit by train.
$ What is the best thing you could ever do: publish my stories
$ Which decade was the best in America: era of the Incas
$ How many questions were on this survey: i didnt count
if i were a month i’d be: June
if i were a day of the week i’d be: Tuesday or Wednesday
if i were a time of day i’d be: 10 a.m.
if i were a planet i’d be: Venus
if i were a sea animal i’d be: merman
if i were a direction i’d be: east
if i were a piece of furniture i’d be: a davenport (haha, get it?)
if i were a sin i’d be: anger
if i were a historical figure i’d be: i dont know
if i were a liquid i’d be: Downy Fabric Softener
if i were a tree i would be: Maple
if i were a stone i’d be: sedimentary, the laziest stone of all
if i were a bird i’d be: a falcon
if i were a weapon i’d be: handgun
if i were a flower or plant i’d be: Aloe Vera
if i were a kind of weather i’d be: clear skies with wisping Cirrus clouds
if i were a mythical creature i’d be: maybe an Elf
if i were a musical instrument i’d be: a cello
if i were an animal i’d be: anteater
if i were a color i’d be: maroon
if i were an emotion i’d be: the feeling you get right before you fight (its not anger)
if i were a vegetable i’d be: culiflower
if i were a sound i’d be: i dont know
if i were a shoe i’d be: something cheap
if i were a book i’d be: boring
if i were a body part i’d be: hair
if i were a shape i’d be a: square
if i were a machine, i’d be: some retro game console
if i were a tool, i’d be a: screwdriver
if i were an element, i’d be: water
if i were a car, i’d be: Ford Ranger
if i were a song, i’d be: boring, like the book
if i were a movie, i’d be: same as above
if i were a food, i’d be: italian
if i were a place, i’d be: a medieval fantasy world
if i were a material, i’d be: maroon silk
if i were a taste, i’d be: salty
if i were a scent, i’d be: i dont know
if i were a religion, i’d be: Spiritual
if i were a word, i’d be: a verb of some kind
if i were an object, i’d be: inanimate
if i were a facial expression i’d be: that look you give someone when you know you can beat them in battle
if i were a subject in school i’d be: history
if i were a cartoon character i’d be: Syaoran from Tsubasa Chronicle
if i were a number i’d be: 2 and a half
For the record, this took me over an hour!
