Got the new AT&T DSL working (no thanks to tech support)! I’d be super ecstatic if U-Verse was available, but for now, the fastest possible DSL will have to do:

One of my friends with U-Verse, FIOS, or a wireless service needs to run these tests and see how they compare. If you have cable internet, post the time of day you run this, and see if around 5 p.m. the speed is any different.
Off to watch Hulu TV!
