A good year.

Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

In October I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In November I bought porn for the_lady_sakura (-10 points). Last month I put gum in dancinlibrarian‘s hair (-12 points). In April I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Saturday I donated bone marrow to aerodash84 in a life-saving procedure (300 points).

Overall, I’ve been nice (598 points). For Christmas I deserve a wedgie!

Sincerely,
techguy651

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William Davenport

Now a father, husband, and overall 'techie guy', this Geriatric Millennial started a LiveJournal in 2005 (at the age of 20) to document his thoughts and the random happenings in his young adulthood. He enjoys Star Trek, tennis, and taking things apart.

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