So I’m browsing through the live telephone directory in my telephone when I notice an entry for “Conference Room C.” WTF. There hasn’t been a Conference Room C in the hospital for years. My boss tells me to call it and see if I get a disconnect signal. I call the number, expecting some beeps or infinite rings. Instead, what I get is a female voice saying, “Hey beautiful, leave a message. BEEP” I was so shocked that I just hung up. Did I just call a line in the hospital?
That topped my weird list for the week.

That’s some weird shit for sure. You should have left a message.
You have to leave a message!
hyfuckinstrical! omg let’me call!
and omg! tehehehe