{"id":68,"date":"2005-11-12T12:24:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-12T12:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.1.142:8080\/2005\/11\/12\/revelations\/"},"modified":"2022-09-14T15:54:54","modified_gmt":"2022-09-14T19:54:54","slug":"revelations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/12\/revelations\/","title":{"rendered":"Revelations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First i&#8217;d like to say that I have now been using a Cellular Phone for too long.  I kept trying to get a fax machine to dial out today and the line kept beeping at me.  After calling my boss to try and troubleshoot he says &#8220;Did you dial a 1?&#8221;&#8230; &#8220;Uh, no&#8230;.&#8221;  I&#8217;m not even sure if i remember my house phone number anymore.  Its just speed-dial 2.<\/p>\n<p>Anyways, after working about 7 High School football games this semester, i finally feel like high schoolers are children.  I was looking at these cheerleaders the other day and just had this realization that these are LITTLE GIRLS.  CHILDREN!  EEP!  <\/p>\n<p>*sigh*&#8230; i&#8217;m getting old.<\/p>\n<div class='lj-moods-meta'><b>Current Mood:<\/b> working<br\/><b>Current Music:<\/b> roaring crowd at a MHSAA Division 6 Regional Playoff<br\/><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First i&#8217;d like to say that I have now been using a Cellular Phone for too long. I kept trying to get a fax machine to dial out today and the line kept beeping at me. After calling my boss to try and troubleshoot he says &#8220;Did you dial a 1?&#8221;&#8230; &#8220;Uh, no&#8230;.&#8221; I&#8217;m not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":750,"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions\/750"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}