{"id":332,"date":"2008-12-07T18:51:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-07T18:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.1.142:8080\/2008\/12\/07\/a-good-year\/"},"modified":"2022-09-23T12:33:58","modified_gmt":"2022-09-23T16:33:58","slug":"a-good-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/07\/a-good-year\/","title":{"rendered":"A good year."},"content":{"rendered":"<table style=\"border: 1px solid black; background-color: white; color: black;\" width=\"500\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-899\" src=\"http:\/\/192.168.1.142:8080\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/santa.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"100\" height=\"107\" \/>Dear Santa&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Dear Santa,<\/b><\/p>\n<p>This year I&#8217;ve been busy!<\/p>\n<p>In October I farted in an elevator <span style=\"color: gray;\">(-6 points)<\/span>. In November I bought porn for <a class=\"lj-user\" href=\"http:\/\/the_lady_sakura.livejournal.com\/\">the_lady_sakura<\/a> <span style=\"color: gray;\">(-10 points)<\/span>. Last month I put gum in <a class=\"lj-user\" href=\"http:\/\/dancinlibrarian.livejournal.com\/\">dancinlibrarian<\/a>&#8216;s hair <span style=\"color: gray;\">(-12 points)<\/span>. In April I saved a busload of nuns in Angola <span style=\"color: gray;\">(326 points)<\/span>. Last Saturday I donated bone marrow to <a class=\"lj-user\" href=\"http:\/\/aerodash84.livejournal.com\/\">aerodash84<\/a> in a life-saving procedure <span style=\"color: gray;\">(300 points)<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>Overall, I&#8217;ve been <b>nice<\/b> <span style=\"color: gray;\">(598 points)<\/span>. For Christmas I deserve <b>a wedgie<\/b>!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Sincerely,<br \/>\ntechguy651<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<form action=\"http:\/\/triggur.org\/dearsanta\/\">Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:<input name=\"uname\" size=\"20\" type=\"text\" \/><input type=\"submit\" value=\"Write Santa!\" \/><\/form>\n<div class='lj-moods-meta'><b>Current Mood:<\/b> \ud83d\ude42amused<br\/><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Santa&#8230; Dear Santa, This year I&#8217;ve been busy! In October I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In November I bought porn for the_lady_sakura (-10 points). Last month I put gum in dancinlibrarian&#8216;s hair (-12 points). In April I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Saturday I donated bone marrow [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-friends-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=332"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":900,"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332\/revisions\/900"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}