{"id":322,"date":"2008-08-28T09:48:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-28T09:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.1.142:8080\/2008\/08\/28\/theft-of-convenience\/"},"modified":"2022-09-14T15:54:06","modified_gmt":"2022-09-14T19:54:06","slug":"theft-of-convenience","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/2008\/08\/28\/theft-of-convenience\/","title":{"rendered":"Theft of Convenience"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last thursday I came home from work and realized that my bicycle had been stolen.&nbsp; It was parket on the concrete near the house, resting on the kickstand, but not locked or chained to anything.&nbsp; I&nbsp;knew that I was taking a risk, but the thing is a 5 dollar garage sale piece, so the thing&nbsp;has no remaining monetary value to me.&nbsp; Still, I didn&#8217;t think someone would come walking up the 20 feet from the alley to take a bicycle.&nbsp; The weirdest part was that the theif unhooked the pouch on the bike and set it neatly on the porch.&nbsp; So I filed a police report, but could not remember a manufacture name or anythign specific about the thing.&nbsp; My description ended up being a &#8220;black mountain bike with the handlebars slightly off center of the front wheel.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This morning, the bicycle is mysteriously resting against the garage.&nbsp; There is no damage, so signs of wear, or even a sign that it was used.&nbsp; Turns out, also, that it wasn&#8217;t even a black mountain bike.&nbsp; The damned thing is an uber-dark green!&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last thursday I came home from work and realized that my bicycle had been stolen.&nbsp; It was parket on the concrete near the house, resting on the kickstand, but not locked or chained to anything.&nbsp; I&nbsp;knew that I was taking a risk, but the thing is a 5 dollar garage sale piece, so the thing&nbsp;has [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-322","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=322"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":497,"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322\/revisions\/497"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}