{"id":267,"date":"2008-02-08T11:46:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-08T11:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.1.142:8080\/2008\/02\/08\/ahhh-toner\/"},"modified":"2023-01-03T09:33:49","modified_gmt":"2023-01-03T13:33:49","slug":"ahhh-toner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/08\/ahhh-toner\/","title":{"rendered":"AHHH, TONER!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:33.33%\">\n<p>I had a toner cartridge explode today. All over this pant leg, my shoes, and in the corner of the copy room. The response from one of the office managers: &#8220;You&#8217;ve been initiated! Now go home and change.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And going home I shall. Off! For lunch!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:66.66%\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"604\" height=\"453\" src=\"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/tonerpants.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1016\" srcset=\"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/tonerpants.jpg 604w, https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/tonerpants-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 604px) 100vw, 604px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Pant leg covered in toner.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a toner cartridge explode today. All over this pant leg, my shoes, and in the corner of the copy room. The response from one of the office managers: &#8220;You&#8217;ve been initiated! Now go home and change.&#8221; And going home I shall. Off! For lunch!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,15,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-267","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-friends-family","category-moods"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=267"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1017,"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267\/revisions\/1017"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}