\n+ power rangers\/ninja turtles: ninja turtles
\n+ boxers\/briefs: boxers (unless i need the support)
\n+ elmo\/grover: can i have a red grover?
\n+ Rosie O’Donnel\/Caroline Rhea: euww, Neither
\n+ Who Wants To Be A Millionare\/The Weakest Link: Millionare
\n+ Men\/Women: Women
\n+ Sunglasses\/Hats: Sunglasses
\n+ punk\/emo: Is happy a choice?
\n+ 2%\/Skim: How about Whole?
\n+ Spanish\/French: What about japaneese!? (Who comes up with these choices!?)
\n+ White meat\/Red meat: white
\n+ AIM\/MSN: MSN
\n+ Kazaa\/Imesh: BitTorrent
\n+ 50 Cent\/Eminem: Eminem
\n+ BMX\/Skateboarding: Extreme Walking
\n+ South Park\/Simpsons: south park
\n+ chap stick\/lip balm: chap stick
\n+ Past\/Present: Present (mostly)
\n+ Bugs Bunny\/Mickey Mouse: Bugs Bunny
\n+ DVD\/VHS: DVD<\/p>\n
How many times a day do you…
\n* play that<\/i> song: Whenever I need to hear it.
\n* eat: 2 (or 1)
\n* get online(& How long): Once per day for about 4 hours
\n* Write: when i’m inspired
\n* Talk to someone: as little as possible
\n* Shower: once, after work
\n* Jump around in circles: rarely
\n* Use the phone: (see how often I “Talk to someone”)
\n* Lose something: at least once per day
\n* Shave (and what part): every couple days I shave my face
\n* want to kill yourself: only like once a month and never seriously
\n* want to beat up a rent a cop: I long to be the rent-a-cop… (they must get all the chicks)<\/p>\n
Favorites…
\n– Film Genre(s): Depends on my mood, either Action\/Adventure or Romantic Comedy
\n– Item on your keychain: red lanyard and jumpdisk
\n– Computer\/Video Game: Sims 2, Chrono Cross (even though i’m not playing it, i’m still obsessed)
\n– Person (People): Jon, for his uniqueness
\n– Way to eat coconut: I’ve never eaten a coconut
\n– Relative: Uncle Bill (Ex-101st Airborne, Firefighter, Father)
\n– Font: Garamond
\n– Method of torture: teasing torture
\n– Electronics Brand: LG and Logitech
\n– Color for sheets: (copying Courtney’s answer because it rocked) anything, as long as it’s satin i mean …
\n– Away message: “A\/V Guy AWAY! …work…”
\n– Reason to miss school: tired\/just dont feel like it
\n– Phrase\/Quote: “If you give in to fear, you will always have regrets.” -Bob Lenz
\n– Way to relax: shower, laying in the grass, ‘workout’
\n– Assassination: …what a morbid question to ask… I’ll have to think on this one.
\n– Number system: Hindu-Arabic numeral system<\/p>\n
^ What superpower would you have: flight
\n^ What historical figure would you fight: Lincoln (i’ll bet he was a badass)
\n^ What mythological being would you be: a Greek Titan
\n^ What commercial would you get rid of: ask me later
\n^ What new holiday would you create: I dont know<\/p>\n
If you had _____ you would…
\n% Ten Million Dollars: pay for school and a better car. Then probably by a house of my own and set up a few sizable bank accounts to set on it.
\n% A hammer: find nails.
\n% Two toothpicks: throw them away
\n% A celebrity slave: ignore them
\n% A pet monkey: create a sitcom with said monkey as main character
\n% An airplane: fly
\n% A movie theater: show private screenings
\n% Four dancing clowns: ignore them
\n% A Mafia: hmmm… so many things to do.
\n% A magical stick: Become William
\n% Marlon Brando: …ignore him.
\n% Three flashlights and some cheese: catch some mice.
\n% No power: relax…
\n% To write a book: start and finish the Will and Jasmine story i’ve been going on about.
\n% A jungle: find a monkey for a sitcom
\n% A time machine: visit my future self (more for the sake of my future self being able to reminise)
\n% One Dollar: get a soda
\n% Lost the internet: go to Jims
\n% Killed someone: panic, deny, then say a prayer
\n% No life: …
\n% To live with someone you hate: try to ignore, then move.
\n% An obsession with cleaning your ears: have very clean ears.<\/p>\n
Have you ever wished…
\n! That you were someone else: yes, for the chance to gain new experiences
\n! To be stuck on an island by yourself: no
\n! For penguins to invade your city: not until now!
\n! That the animals in the zoo would be free: no
\n! That you were in Austrailia: yes
\n! That you invented something no one needed: no
\n! To speak every language: yes
\n! For that one person to shut their trap: yes
\n! To get rid of pop-ups forever: meh
\n! That you didn’t know anything: yes, let the drooling commence!
\n! To star in a sitcom: Yes!
\n! For Batman or Superman to save your life: meh
\n! That you could do the polka: euww, no
\n! To beat an orange to a pulp: yes
\n! That you could play an instrument (which one): yes (drums or bass)<\/p>\n
Random Questions. Or the Final stretch…
\n$ Who is Tony Clifton: huh?
\n$ Do you watch Animal Planet regularly: no
\n$ When was the last time you smelled your socks: today
\n$ What day do you wish it was: July 18th
\n$ Which Jackie Chan movie would you be in: meh
\n$ If there was a man standing on your toilet, what would you say: “Excuse me, but its my turn to shit.”
\n$ What question would you add to this survey:
\n$ How many dimes in $23.65: 236.5
\n$ When will you grow up: its like a year off
\n$ How much would it cost for a new haircut: 10 bucks, that’s why i’m growing it out
\n$ When was your last haircut: May
\n$ Are you always this bored: not usually
\n$ What are your thoughts on crying: tears help heal the invisible wounds
\n$ The perfect vacation would be: Anywhere I can visit by train.
\n$ What is the best thing you could ever do: publish my stories
\n$ Which decade was the best in America: era of the Incas
\n$ How many questions were on this survey: i didnt count<\/p>\n
if i were a month i’d be: June
\nif i were a day of the week i’d be: Tuesday or Wednesday
\nif i were a time of day i’d be: 10 a.m.
\nif i were a planet i’d be: Venus
\nif i were a sea animal i’d be: merman
\nif i were a direction i’d be: east
\nif i were a piece of furniture i’d be: a davenport (haha, get it?)
\nif i were a sin i’d be: anger
\nif i were a historical figure i’d be: i dont know
\nif i were a liquid i’d be: Downy Fabric Softener
\nif i were a tree i would be: Maple
\nif i were a stone i’d be: sedimentary, the laziest stone of all
\nif i were a bird i’d be: a falcon
\nif i were a weapon i’d be: handgun
\nif i were a flower or plant i’d be: Aloe Vera
\nif i were a kind of weather i’d be: clear skies with wisping Cirrus clouds
\nif i were a mythical creature i’d be: maybe an Elf
\nif i were a musical instrument i’d be: a cello
\nif i were an animal i’d be: anteater
\nif i were a color i’d be: maroon
\nif i were an emotion i’d be: the feeling you get right before you fight (its not anger)
\nif i were a vegetable i’d be: culiflower
\nif i were a sound i’d be: i dont know
\nif i were a shoe i’d be: something cheap
\nif i were a book i’d be: boring
\nif i were a body part i’d be: hair
\nif i were a shape i’d be a: square
\nif i were a machine, i’d be: some retro game console
\nif i were a tool, i’d be a: screwdriver
\nif i were an element, i’d be: water
\nif i were a car, i’d be: Ford Ranger
\nif i were a song, i’d be: boring, like the book
\nif i were a movie, i’d be: same as above
\nif i were a food, i’d be: italian
\nif i were a place, i’d be: a medieval fantasy world
\nif i were a material, i’d be: maroon silk
\nif i were a taste, i’d be: salty
\nif i were a scent, i’d be: i dont know
\nif i were a religion, i’d be: Spiritual
\nif i were a word, i’d be: a verb of some kind
\nif i were an object, i’d be: inanimate
\nif i were a facial expression i’d be: that look you give someone when you know you can beat them in battle
\nif i were a subject in school i’d be: history
\nif i were a cartoon character i’d be: Syaoran from Tsubasa Chronicle
\nif i were a number i’d be: 2 and a half<\/p>\n
For the record, this took me over an hour!<\/p>\n