{"id":108,"date":"2006-06-15T02:04:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-15T02:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.1.142:8080\/2006\/06\/15\/im-not-qualified\/"},"modified":"2022-09-14T15:54:41","modified_gmt":"2022-09-14T19:54:41","slug":"im-not-qualified","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/15\/im-not-qualified\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m not qualified?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After i filled out the entire Walmart application, i came to the questionnaire portion.  This portion guides you through work related scenarios and asks what you would do in the situation.  After i get through all this, the fucking machine tells me that &#8220;based on your questionnaire answers, you are not qualified for employment.&#8221;  Not qualified!!  I was a Bernie Bitch for two years!  I&#8217;m more qualified to take it in the ass from a corporate entity than some welfare fuckjob!<br \/>\nSo in the end, i wasted 45 minutes of my life filling out that damned thing.  I could have been at home jerking off or something.<\/p>\n<p>GOF Damn Jebus Fyck shyit akjdoihjgfcxzlkjcxznmrg&#8230;&#8230; [insert more vulgarities here].<\/p>\n<div class='lj-moods-meta'><b>Current Mood:<\/b> pissed off<br\/><b>Current Location:<\/b> <a href='https:\/\/www.openstreetmap.org\/search?query=Adrian%2C%20MI'>Adrian, MI<\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After i filled out the entire Walmart application, i came to the questionnaire portion. This portion guides you through work related scenarios and asks what you would do in the situation. After i get through all this, the fucking machine tells me that &#8220;based on your questionnaire answers, you are not qualified for employment.&#8221; Not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-108","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=108"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":710,"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108\/revisions\/710"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.woodchuckhunters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}