Guys, I’m not actually going to drop my baby off on a doorstep. As my wife can attest, I frequently use a rhetorical device called “hyperbole” to communicate my feelings. The more outrageous the claim, the less seriously it should be taken.
The only serious part of my last post was: I do, totally and completely, feel like I am failing as a parent. Just when I think I understand her, she throws up some new thing and I just say, “Why are you doing this!?” As long as I’ve known him, The Boy has never been this way. What you see is what you get with him.