 Dear Santa…
Dear Santa, This year I’ve been busy! In October I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In November I bought porn for the_lady_sakura [1] (-10 points). Last month I put gum in dancinlibrarian [2]‘s hair (-12 points). In April I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Saturday I donated bone marrow to aerodash84 [3] in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Overall, I’ve been nice (598 points). For Christmas I deserve a wedgie!
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